♀ I hope you like feminist rants, ‘cause that’s kind of my thing. ♀

fricklesticks:

Anyone who describes a butthole as an “entrance” in fanfiction just makes me think “knock knock here comes my cock”

So we know he knows, and he probably knows we know, but does he know we know he knows?
— Stiles Stilinski next week about Parrish, probably (via coulsonsangels)

stilinskyed:

stilinskyed:

no but remember how derek taught scott how to be a werewolf

imagine scott having to teach derek how to be human

#no derek you’re not dying #you just have a cold #you just need to take some medicine #becAUSE THAT’S WHAT HUMANS DO TO RID ILLNESS DEREK

You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"

i don’t know why we are going after a beta when there’s an alpha on the field.

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings